Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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