there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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