It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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