Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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