I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
