He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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