I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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