she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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