You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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