i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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