sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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