Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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