Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
