Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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