Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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