What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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