I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
