We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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