At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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