i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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