just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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