so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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