: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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