Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My feet surprised me
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
