People in love make me want to vomit
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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