would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Edward fifth and chaser hands
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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