who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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