No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
there is glitter all over my balls
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