i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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