I'm really into asian looking animals
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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