Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
