OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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