I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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