i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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