Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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