Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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