I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
actually, I'm a sock model
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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