I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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