You're so nebulous sometimes
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just invented taco cereal.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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