No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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