All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He passed out mid-signature
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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