i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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