its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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