How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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