Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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