yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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