What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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