I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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