you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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