how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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